Typically when I am shopping for a product, looking for a campground, or trying to find a new restaurant for date night I read the reviews, particularly the Google Reviews. This led me to research the reviews for things that most people wouldn’t typically review:
Omar’s Show Bar
316 E Michigan Ave, Lansing, MI
3.8
38 reviews
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4 months ago
Had a great nigh with my pops for the first time in 10 years thanks.
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9 months ago
Great place, beautiful sexy girls, good prices. Only thing is I got harassed by Raven into buying too many lap dances, then she b*tched me out about a tip. Biggest b*itch I’ve ever met AFTER she steals your money, looks like a moose too.
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a year ago
tonight was my first ever strip club visit, the girls were all nice and good looking, star was the girl who gave me my first lap dance ever she was awesome and beautiful, the only thing is she didn’t let me know the price of a lap dance until the second song so I kinda got suckered in to two songs a total of 50$ but was worth it. at the tables in the main lobby its 10 dances and in the private upstairs rooms its 25 per song. not to bad for a first timer.
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a year ago
Great staff. Gloria always has a smile and is prompt with services. There is are great dances and beautiful girls. it’s hoping at omars show bar.
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a year ago
Beers are a bit pricy at $5 but the dances put dejavu to SHAME $10 for a table dance $25 for private $60 for a shower dance
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a year ago
Sat there for two hours, even threw a few bucks towards the stage and still haven’t seen one boob or nipple. Place is lame and girls are beat. Super hot bartender, too bad she doesn’t dance
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a year ago
they have the best scat shows in town! dont forget the golden showers
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2 years ago
I’ve been here a few times over the years. The format is pretty unique, in that your $1 tip gets you to lay down on the stage and the girl crawls on you. $25 dances upstairs are topless but grabby.
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Do the reviews say it all, not quite. Had a great night with my pops for the first time in ten years? Does that mean he hasn’t seen his dad in ten years and they decided to hit sniffers row to get reacquainted? Or that they have tried a number of different experiences together but have been entirely unsuccessful until they decided Omar’s was the locale for some father son bonding? Go karting didn’t do it, paintball was a complete dud, let’s go to a titty bar son. Sounds great dad, how many singles you got?
What are the chances Nether Relm still lives in his mom’s basement and may be a serial killer? $5 beers are a bit pricy? Compared to the Keystone Lite you drink with our mom while watching Hee Haw.
Getting farted on by a stipper seems to the be the least of your problems if you are going to a nudy bar for dinner. Their bologna sandwich buffet was out of this world can’t wait to try their all you can eat tacos!
I am thankful about the Raven tip though, I have a thing for big women, especially sons that take their clothes off for money, had I not known that she sat on you until you bought enough lap dances I would have went directly to her, that is after I hit the bologna sandwich buffet of course. (Is this real mayo? It tastes kind of like Miracle whip and it kind of doesn’t)
I went out to Seattle last week and some how avoided the strip clubs, probably because I don’t like strip clubs and I would guess the girls of the Pacific Northwest are not the type you want to see taking their clothes off. However, I was alerted to the fact by my brother that my ear hair was getting out of control. In all honesty, it is a constant battle between me and my body hair, even the hair on my neck and lack of hair on my head is problematic. I have a weird mole above my ear that sprouts dark black hair that grows three times faster than the hair on my head (I should probably have that looked at) and the hair on my neck grows at the rate of a werewolf’s when it’s a full moon. Surprisingly to everyone I talk to, I get my hair cut professionally. That includes the straight razor on my neck to buy a few extra days of not looking like the Wolf Man. Even more problematic is my ear and nose hair, I have gone through countless different trimmers and none of them seem to get the job done effectively, I still feel like my nose could double for a party favor and my ears often look like they have steel wool coming out of them. My brother alluring me to my ear hair was the last straw so I hopped on Amazon in search of the best “nose hair trimmer” and this is what I found:
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6,928 Reviews for a nose hair trimmer! That’s insane. I don’t even care enough about my family to write a review about them, let alone a nose hair trimmer. (obviously my review of my family would be scathing and they would be lucky to get 2 stars) it’s a good thing they aren’t currently for sale on Amazon or I would be forced to weigh in on them.
(I have to head out of the office so I will leave it this way). To be continued………
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